I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
what’d u say punk?! HA you flinched! weak ass bitch
Disney movies in order of historical setting
(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)
rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all„ it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen
what if she’s not wearing underwear
well then the watch is magic were u not listening
*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
WELL THAT TOOK A FUCKING TURN
O M F G
girls who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise
Back ground nurse:
"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello.
There is no shirt here.”
Tumblr wins the internet again.
I found this house randomly on Google earth and none of us knew how the hell it got there.
It’s Bjork’s house, Iceland (her home town) gave her this house and the island for putting Iceland on the map.
enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit
here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker
- fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
- dude have you seen the fucking maldives
- did i mention orgasms
- ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
- so many concerts to go to
- fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
- the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying
whenever im sad i look at this post
this post is now permanently on my desktop
The smiling man is one creepy story, and it was turned into a short film. The entire plot is unsettling.
You can read the story here
And watch the short film here
I JUST SCREAMED
I love this short film and story. It’s definitely worth posting again.
Liz Climo on Tumblr.
this really cheered me up
Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume
Ah look, the continuing season of Vikings the comedy sitcom.
I disapprove of the change in cast. They’re missing their main character!
This is the season where Athelstan got seduced by sugar daddy Ecbert and the gang have to go and rescue him.
Oh right, where he accepted the job offer to be Ecbert’s live-in personal assistant and ended up living in his gorgeous villa with the hot tub and the library and never really understanding those comments Ecbert’s teenage son kept dropping by to make.
That’s the one yeah.
really would make a great sitcom
it would at least be better than two and a half men
if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao
I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?” And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.